Sven, I'm 6 To 4

Political correctness is an admirable concept. I warmly welcome any school of thought that helps keep Jim Davidson off the telly. But while the philosophy of the PC is good in theory, in fact, begins to spin out of control. My son was not allowed to compete in sports in her school days this year as the Dean frowns on the concept of "losing". Even fun events like the three-legged race had been canceled for fear of offending McCartney. Politicians do not understand the importance of competition. If I play the 'Spy' with little Goliath, and I can not have the answer, I have reason to him for two weeks. There is an important lesson, if there are no winners in life, you can store all your belongings and move to Scotland. PC madness has also reached the catering sector. Some bright spark has decided to change the name of a popular dessert "Spotted Richard" to "protect" the shyness. There is nothing funny about 'Spotted Dick', but then again, it was my fault for meetings with Ulrika. Sven Goran Eriksson has been there and done and I hope that the Swede to make another good performance away from home enjoyable. Most bookmakers have Fulham as hot favorites for the visit of Manchester City, but do this every one-of-two match. This really could go either way, I do the draw at 9 / 4. The PC brigade have also demanded that "gingerbread men" are renamed "bread of the people" to avoid disturbing the sensitive cake. Gingerest Steve Coppell team ever assembled outside of Ireland, I see red if the reader can not do the business against Wigan at 6 / 5. I will try to adapt to this new PC environment. After all, if you can not beat them, Stan Collymore will lose all interest. Mark Viduka is not fat, just had a tremendous upper body strength. Newcastle look a touch higher in 11/10 to fire the Hammers. Arsene Wenger, while waxing lyrical about his team in shape, playerish uses the term "lot." As I know, that does not really exist, like 'bouncebackability' or 'point G'. Certainly I find 1 / 6 for an Arsenal win over Derby. Certainly not a philatelist, but I think Roy Keane has an impressive collection of stamps . The winning 11/10 Sunderland Middlesbrough stands out as Alf-Inge Haaland's knee. They say that curiosity killed the cat, but I refuse to exclude McCann at this time. I'm looking seriously to 13/10 for an Aston Villa win the Everton. I think Blackburn at 10/11 to win at home to Portsmouth. With Bentley, Dunn and wild side, Rovers certainly have the tools to get the result. I hope Pascal Chimbonda wins his race to be in how to deal with Bolton, it was a bit 'in Bunge. Tottenham is a victory in the bag on the 8 / 5. Sir Alex has told Liverpool to the Premier League, accused of making an illegal approach for Gabriel Heinze. It is surprisingly, someone is making waste and sweaty and a lot of Scousers are on the scene. I go to all the victory of the 1 / 4 of Liverpool in Birmingham. A series of three games without a win was enough for Roman Abramovich to sack to José Mourinho. It would be fair to say that the eggs of Joseph were very good and on his shirt, probably Liverpool. The Manchester United is now not to lose in 5 / 4 against a Chelsea traumatized. Peter Crouch is reported as a result of boiling be a little '-part player at Anfield. You could say that this is a case of PC gone mad, if you were a pretentious Naus. My confidence level in a given 13 / 1 Liverpool, Middlesbrough, Tottenham and Manchester United is so high, I recommend that all bets as men. On second thought, perhaps they should be treated as non-specific gender-neutral.

Girls Allowed? It's Encouraged

I recently learned the hard way never to discuss politics and religion. My flatmate and I was involved in a violent argument about the conflict in Iraq. Dave was very vocal in his condemnation of Bush, but the handle flew when he criticized Brown. It almost came to blows. The day after our bitter political dispute, fell in his attempt to turn women into devout Christianity. I was less happy when I got home from work early to hear a song from "Oh, God" from the room to spare. As a result of our ongoing dispute, I have asked Dave to leave. He has not responded well to my decision, tried to destroy my back inside the woman was very disappointed with the unpleasant result, since it literally bent over backwards to make you feel welcome. Roy Keane and Alex Ferguson can identify with my situation. Sir Alex had to download the Irish held after criticizing a number of teammates. I can understand why Fergie was so upset, would buy only a cup of Kieran Richardson after volley of scathing Keane. The Return of the Prodigal Son United has added real Spice trip Sunderland at Old Trafford. A case can be made to support mackems a 18 / 1 but has several holes of Amy Winehouse. I agree with Manchester United at 1 / 4. Robbie Savage has his critics, but fortunately there was room beside Welsh Keane, Vieira and Makelele, if I were creating an "odd one out 'question. The 5 / 4 Blackburn victory over Manchester City stands out as a sore thumb. When I heard that Kieron Dyer had broken his leg in two places, my first thought was "the clubhouse by Craig Bellamy's Lee Bowyer's' and 'Golf'. West Ham is a different team the team that was the end of a 6-0 rackets at Reading last season, the hammers can retaliate to 23/10. Cheryl Cole surprisingly rejected a ฃ 150,000 Bentley's rich husband, because he felt "she did not win." The solution is pretty obvious. I'm going down the bookies to take 13 / 5 for a draw between Chelsea and Aston Villa. I would like to see succeed Sammy Lee at Bolton, but the only way that still works at Christmas is, if there are six companions. Everton win at the Reebok is available in 2 / 1, which is large enough. Why not received Fulham a penalty against Aston Villa last week? Craig Gardner handled at the field was so impressive, Petr Cech and John Terry, was telephoned to congratulate him. Lawrie Sanchez is probably the unfortunate manager in the league in minutes, the Spurs will benefit in the 11 / 8. Pompey's David Nugent will be publishing just a month after splashing out on him ฃ 6m. Such an eventuality would be a blow 999 / 1 on trade, but would not last long. The 8 / 15 for Arsenal beat Pompey is equally interesting. Liverpool v Derby may be the biggest mismatch since Kate Moss was associated with Pete Doherty. Songsmith teacher might have done much better. You will not find a bigger banker Liverpool 2 / 9. I was sorry to see Mido react to inflammatory chants last weekend. A professional footballer is paid handsomely to ignore provocation from the crowd, and Mido makes good bread. All our finances will receive a boost if you take the 11/10 for a Birmingham win over Middlesbrough. The decision by the FA to launch an investigation into the conduct of the Newcastle fans is usually at the top. If you ask me, is being blown out of proportion. With pleasure I will make a fuss over the 3 / 4 of a victory over Newcastle Utd. Mido offend supporters labeled as "drunk" after the game, which I found very offensive. I attend the occasional quick few beers myself, but I'm not a drunk, I am a connoisseur of Bint thin liquid. A 14 / 1 weekend determined Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Manchester United, Arsenal and Blackburn will pay for Lager enough to eliminate his wife for a few sizes.

Walker's Word - Premier League Betting Preview 22/23 April 2006

An excess of wins at home dominates the weather this weekend and Sunderland could add another touch of the relegation battle with large portions. Love them or hate them, Chelsea will be in the final of the FA Cup with Middlesbrough, writes David Walker. Hots race Saturday, April 22nd Tottenham Hotspur vs Arsenal for fourth place at this lunch offer as Arsenal try to regain the four point gap separating them from their London rivals. The statistics point to a victory at home. The Gunners have won their last six league matches at home against the Spurs and seven of 13 overall. Tottenham Hotspur have not had the joy at Highbury since the Premiership began in 1992/93 when they won 3-1. Forgotten striker John Hendry scored twice in one of his few appearances for the Spurs shirt after moving a 5000 Dundee ฃ Word. Walker: closing the gap with Arsenal @ 4 / 5. Bolton Wanderers Charlton Athletic vs Bolton ended a run of five consecutive league defeats with a goalless draw against West Brom on Monday and this game could be a similar yawnfest. Two of the last four meetings between the two sides have produced a goalless draw, while Charlton seem love a 0-0 result, characterized in five of the last 10 league games of Word. Walker: Another bore draw 23/10 @ ee 0-0 @ 17 / 2. Everton vs Birmingham City Birmingham City are running out of games if they want to survive in the Premier League and is unlikely to obtain favors on Saturday. Steve Bruce side have never won against Everton since winning promotion to the top flight, but were held 1-1 times in the last three meetings. His chances of victory are slim and did not win at Goodison Park since 1957 and have lost 11 times on the road this season. Word Walker: Home win @ 11/10. Newcastle United vs West Bromwich Albion According to Glenn Roeder, Newcastle, one of the two teams are in the Premiership. They won their last four games in a row and this is a great opportunity for the fifth. The Magpies have won both meetings in the Premiership at St James Park, while the Baggies have not won there since 1977. Bryan Robson side have won once away from home all season and is unlikely to improve that record this weekend Word. Walker: Five laps to Newcastle @ 4 / 5. Sunderland vs Portsmouth At first sight, this seems a guaranteed home win. Portsmouth have won six on the bounce, until it fell 2-1 at Charlton on Bank Holiday Monday, Sunderland, and have nothing to play after being relegated. Right? Wrong. Sunderland may have hammer Portsmouth 4-1 at the Stadium of Light in October, but they were not beaten at Fratton Park in the league since 1992. Since then, Sunderland have won three of the five hits, including two victories, 4-1. Add the fact that Sunderland have nothing to lose, while Portsmouth could be transferred to the nerves and has a very tasty proposition against and win big to boot. There may be another turning point for the battle of decline yet. Word Walker: Sunderland to cause a shock @ 8 / 1. FA Cup Chelsea vs Liverpool Chelsea have a perfect home record against Liverpool, which puts them in pole position to a place in the FA Cup final. The Blues have won 10 of the 14 Premier League matches at Stamford Bridge, losing only once, 1-0, in 2004. Chelsea have been beaten only once in 90 minutes this season, against Barcelona in the Champions League and won 17 of the 18 league games in front of their fans. This is the first time the pair met in the FA Cup since 1997, when Chelsea fought 2-0 to win 4-2. Word Walker Chelsea in March @ 6 / 5. Sunday, April 23rd Middlesbrough vs West Ham United The bookmakers have the money for West Ham as favorites for its superior position in the Premiership, but they seem to have ignored the fact that the Hammers have not won at home by Middlesbrough in the Premier League . Steve McClaren side have won seven of eight meetings with West Ham last victory came at Middlesbrough in 1990, when both parties were in the second age Division. Word Walker: Record of Boro at home to prevail @ 6 / 4.

Live Free Or Pie Hard

When his wife was pregnant with little Goliath, asked if I still find her attractive when he put weight. "More weight," I instinctively right. "It's perfectly understandable that a lady yo-yo weight after a stressful event, but with his wife, he merely yo'd. There is no excuse for a player in the Premiership fat" up "in this bizarre, so I hope that there is no truth to rumors emanating from Ewood Park. It is said that a number of senior professionals and should be connected on the cake during the summer holidays. If the word on the street is correct, the players would the next with this culinary abomination, which store large amounts of Fray Bentos pies on the table club. Mark Hughes was understandably livid when he discovered the secret hiding place immediately and put a lock on the freezer. Robbie Savage considered the place operator a clear violation of civil liberty and threatened to leave the club if not given immediate access to the cakes prohibited. Mark Hughes was his ground though, and refused to release the cake-Key. The 6 / 4 for the Middlesbrough to open his campaign with a victory over Blackburn is a pleasure and something delicious in the freezer closed Sparky shame. I was very surprised when the news that Robert Earnshaw has joined Derby, Welsh obviously misunderstood when asked if you wish to join the Rams. Earnie Derby can help get a point against Pompey at 9 / 4. Roy Keane has been a strong competitor in the field: he has several players Gemma Atkinson. will have the same fighting spirit in against their team when they face a formidable Tottenham, I'm giving in to the potatoes in 13/10. Newcastle down the road corporations in their search for new acquisitions. Big Sam has signed a Brazilian, a Spanish, a Cameroonian, a Czech, an Australian, an Englishman and a scouser. I would not be surprised if he made a move for the promising Russian international, Ivan Terbungoutofit. The team has mischievously sent Newcastle Premier League Bolton for his opening device; Big Sam in the bag 2 / 1. I have great confidence in Andy Magic 'Johnson', but has yet to master the "trick to stand." I will make the 8 / 11 for Everton Wigan away victory. If the option to play for Chelsea at Stamford Bridge or represent a George Bush, 11 in Iran would probably opt for the latter, as the risk of injury considerably reduced. Jose must be cursed, I'm taking Birmingham 11 / 2 to boot a shock draw.'m having difficulty choosing a winner at West Ham and Manchester City match. I asked the wife for her opinion, but also sit on the fence. I'm praying for a draw at 9 / 4, as I need funds for a new fence. Aston Villa supporters Could not be happier with the progress made by Randy Lerner and Martin O'Neill. The giant may still be sleeping, but being stuck with a pointed stick. Villa are too expensive and 3 / 1 to start the season with a victory over Liverpool. Fulham fans must be destroyed. Mohammed Al Fayed gave his manager the green light to sign the existing international and Sanchez put it on a technicality. the villagers never won away to Arsenal, the Gooners are the banker so week at 4 11. It is puzzling to read that Wayne Rooney has been scandalously chest wax. There is nothing wrong in connection with his feminine side, but only when you are trying to find shelter for the beard little hunter. There no field of about 1 / 4 of a Manchester United win the reading. I just hope that Ryan Giggs does not follow the example of Rooney as the impact of dwindling supplies of wax can be catastrophic for small businesses. Some recognized 'in Tottenham, Aston Villa, Arsenal and Manchester United at 13 / 1 provides a lifeline for those most at risk.

Premiership Season Preview 2006/07 - West Ham United

West Ham United Odds: 500 / 1 last five seasons 2005/06 - 9 (Premiership), 2004/05 - 6 (Championship, promoted), 2003/04 - 4 (Championship), 2002/03 - 18 (Premiership, relegated) , 2001/02 - 7 (Premier League). 2005/06 Cup Progress FA Cup Final vs Liverpool (n) - lost 3-1 on penalties with the score 3-3 in overtime. Carling Cup Third Round vs Bolton Wanderers (a) - lost 1-0. Scorer 2005/06: Marlon Harewood (forward) - 16 goals. players in Tyrone Mears (Preston North End - ฃ 1,000,000), John Paintsill (Hapoel Tel Aviv - ฃ 1,000,000), Jonathan Spector (Manchester United - ฃ 500,000), Carlton Cole (Chelsea - exclusively), Lee Bowyer ( Newcastle United - Free) Players Out Elliott Ward (Coventry City - ฃ 1,000,000), Carl Fletcher (Crystal Palace - ฃ 400,000), Shaka Hislop (Dallas - Free), Darren Behcet (Yeovil Town - Free), Chris Cohen (Yeovil Town - Free), Petr Mikolanda (Mlada Boleslav - Free), Yaniv Katan (Maccabi Haifa - loan), Trent McClenahan (released), Darren Blewitt (released), Matthew Lee (released), Sekou Baradji (release). West Ham United enjoyed a successful season in the first flight to ensure a superior finish in ninth place and the UEFA Cup after their appearance in the finals of the FA Cup campaigns Impressive in both top scorers Marlon Harewood and record the signing of Dean Ashton, who joined the club in January, saw the pair linked to other clubs, but both seem determined to stay at Upton Park. Harewood has been linked with a move to Tottenham Hotspur, while Ashton has been linked with Newcastle United following the retirement of Alan Shearer. Alan Pardew has lost key players and added to the team in time for a tougher challenge next season in England and abroad. Added Carlton Cole from Chelsea in an already formidable attacking line after years of 22 years has not been shown at Stamford Bridge. Defenders were on top of the director's wish list during the summer with Ghana defender John Paintsil from Hapoel Tel Aviv to agree ฃ 1 million. Paintsil, who is expert in both right back and central defender played in four World Cup matches in Ghana, and has signed a contract for four years. Preston North End right-back Tyrone Mears, signed by an initial charge ฃ 1 million ฃ which could rise to 1.9 million, according to the national and the possible presence in the UK as the young Manchester United's Jonathan Spector has ฃ coupled with a cost of 500,000. 20 year old American last season on loan at Charlton Athletic have made just eight appearances since moving to Old Trafford in 2003. West Ham Verdict is a proposal for next season much tougher with the added pressure of the UEFA Cup. If they keep Ashton and Harewood and Carlton Cole started shooting, could maintain its position of 10 May. David Walker runs free bets and poker sites BetInternet in the UK. A free email course: "Seven Days to Better Betting" is available at both sites.

The Chicken Or The Meg

Life is full of little contradictions. When a professional player shops around for value, praised for its cleverness. However, when applied to a similar level of financial prudence out the playing field, is considered more of a Scottish premenstrual small with a toothache. I am not ashamed to say that I use the same method with my shopping budget as I do with my betting bank. Why should I pay 60p for 'brand' biscuits when I buy a package nearly identical to 15p? Sure, the cheap cookies crumble in less contact but I can not let this minor flaw, as most children are eating. Younger children are always on my back to improve my fitness level. They are very heavy. My frugal nature led me to make fun ฃ 200 to waste on a subscription to a gym, after all, I have a bike at home. My economic view has been somewhat embarrassing mix-up. I was already a bit ', after a long stint on the exercise bike, so I snack on some greedy cookies. This adequately explains how the wife found me wheezing furiously stroking the crumbs in my lap. Lawrie Sanchez was also the end of a comic misunderstanding. Fulham manager loves to sign Irish players, so when he learned of the crisis sweeps Chelsea have made an offer to sign O'Bramovich impertinent. Chelsea are on the verge of rebellion because of their hard-to-please owner. Fat Frank, drugs, Malouda: all are disgusting. Some of the players were in tears when Jose left, although the emotional state of Ashley Cole may be the result of Liza Minnelli's tour comes to an end. I 2 / 5 with a Fulham victory over Chelsea has sent me falling over the edge. Michael Owen has once again been sidelined through injury. El Rey del Castillo has ruled out a double hernia which began as a single, but he was lucky. I have some 'punt on the draw between Manchester City and Newcastle in 23/10. Robbie Savage has often been compared to Roy Keane. Unfortunately, a man whom the term "poor" who normally plays an important role. The 7 / 4 Blackburn Sunderland win can help alleviate poverty among the types of bets. Unless Fernando Torres shares his wife's medical condition rare in that physical activity is allowed only once a week, you have to start against Wigan. ll happily back to Liverpool at 4 / 6 if Torres starts: if you are on the bench, I will fight like Meg White. Reading left the ground a little late last week against Wigan. One to two minutes to go, I was sweating like Prince Charles on Father's Day. The Royals are very useful, can leave Portsmouth with a point to 5 / 2. They say good things come in small packages, and this is an adage that are forced to sign. Cesc Fabregas may be small in stature but he is a true giant of the football field. Arsene has set the little man on fire, inspire Arsenal to victory against West Ham at 10/11. While Cesc is hitting targets for fun, Andy Johnson would be difficult to score in a home match Ronaldo. I'm loving the 5 / 2 for a draw between Everton and Middlesbrough. Steve Bruce is really waiting for the visit of Manchester United. It is the result of its links Old Trafford, just wants to be close to Carlos Tevez and can not be considered the ugly. The 4 / 7 at Manchester United wins the Blues is absolutely amazing. I am definitely concerned about this bluetongue virus. Apparently, it is transmitted by mosquitoes, so I'm steering clear of Sammy Lee. Bolton is worth a small bet to 7 / 4 against Derby. Martin Jol seems to have lost the plot. I do not treat a dog the way Jol has dealt with Jermain Defoe, especially since he could not swallow my biscuit story. Aston Villa leave the lane to a point at 9 / 4. I'm sure his wife has shared his theory about the scandalous' biscuitgate with the mother. I was a nervous wreck since the accident have not been heard. Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United and Everton draw form a 14 / 1 weekend found that is expected to lift spirits.