Live Free Or Pie Hard

When his wife was pregnant with little Goliath, asked if I still find her attractive when he put weight. "More weight," I instinctively right. "It's perfectly understandable that a lady yo-yo weight after a stressful event, but with his wife, he merely yo'd. There is no excuse for a player in the Premiership fat" up "in this bizarre, so I hope that there is no truth to rumors emanating from Ewood Park. It is said that a number of senior professionals and should be connected on the cake during the summer holidays. If the word on the street is correct, the players would the next with this culinary abomination, which store large amounts of Fray Bentos pies on the table club. Mark Hughes was understandably livid when he discovered the secret hiding place immediately and put a lock on the freezer. Robbie Savage considered the place operator a clear violation of civil liberty and threatened to leave the club if not given immediate access to the cakes prohibited. Mark Hughes was his ground though, and refused to release the cake-Key. The 6 / 4 for the Middlesbrough to open his campaign with a victory over Blackburn is a pleasure and something delicious in the freezer closed Sparky shame. I was very surprised when the news that Robert Earnshaw has joined Derby, Welsh obviously misunderstood when asked if you wish to join the Rams. Earnie Derby can help get a point against Pompey at 9 / 4. Roy Keane has been a strong competitor in the field: he has several players Gemma Atkinson. will have the same fighting spirit in against their team when they face a formidable Tottenham, I'm giving in to the potatoes in 13/10. Newcastle down the road corporations in their search for new acquisitions. Big Sam has signed a Brazilian, a Spanish, a Cameroonian, a Czech, an Australian, an Englishman and a scouser. I would not be surprised if he made a move for the promising Russian international, Ivan Terbungoutofit. The team has mischievously sent Newcastle Premier League Bolton for his opening device; Big Sam in the bag 2 / 1. I have great confidence in Andy Magic 'Johnson', but has yet to master the "trick to stand." I will make the 8 / 11 for Everton Wigan away victory. If the option to play for Chelsea at Stamford Bridge or represent a George Bush, 11 in Iran would probably opt for the latter, as the risk of injury considerably reduced. Jose must be cursed, I'm taking Birmingham 11 / 2 to boot a shock draw.'m having difficulty choosing a winner at West Ham and Manchester City match. I asked the wife for her opinion, but also sit on the fence. I'm praying for a draw at 9 / 4, as I need funds for a new fence. Aston Villa supporters Could not be happier with the progress made by Randy Lerner and Martin O'Neill. The giant may still be sleeping, but being stuck with a pointed stick. Villa are too expensive and 3 / 1 to start the season with a victory over Liverpool. Fulham fans must be destroyed. Mohammed Al Fayed gave his manager the green light to sign the existing international and Sanchez put it on a technicality. the villagers never won away to Arsenal, the Gooners are the banker so week at 4 11. It is puzzling to read that Wayne Rooney has been scandalously chest wax. There is nothing wrong in connection with his feminine side, but only when you are trying to find shelter for the beard little hunter. There no field of about 1 / 4 of a Manchester United win the reading. I just hope that Ryan Giggs does not follow the example of Rooney as the impact of dwindling supplies of wax can be catastrophic for small businesses. Some recognized 'in Tottenham, Aston Villa, Arsenal and Manchester United at 13 / 1 provides a lifeline for those most at risk.